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You’ve got to see these funny as hell Valentine’s Day cards and then try and choose just one!

Funny Valentines Day card ETSY

You know, Valentine’s day could quite easily pass by on my calendar and I wouldn’t even notice, if it weren’t for everyone and everything else reminding me that Valentine’s day is on its way.

Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I’m not romantic, actually, who am I kidding? I’m not romantic at all. But it’s not that I’m a tight ass either. Hey, I love spending money. It’s just I can’t be bothered to get caught up in all the nonsense of Valentine’s Day.

If my love bunny wants to be romantic and cook a candle lit dinner then he is more than welcomed to do so ANY DAY of the year. If I want to create a pathway of rose petals that lead up to a beautifully wrapped gift, then I can do that whenever I want to, although that does sound like a lot of effort. The point is, we can do these things at ANYTIME, not just on the day that the calendar says we should.

That said, if Valentine’s day means I can give my husband any of the following cards, then forget everything I just said. I’m going all in. These cards are just too funny.

The ‘Grammar-obssessed’ Valentine’s Day card

Hilarious Valentine's Day cards

For my former journalist, grammar pedantic husband, this is perfect! You can buy this card here.

The ‘anti Valentine’s Day’ Valentine’s Day card

Yeah, I’m feeling this one too. You can buy this card here.

The ‘keeping it real’ Valentine’s Day card

If this isn’t the definition of modern love, I don’t know what is! You can buy this card here.

The ‘I love you but’ Valentine’s Day card

Because there’s always a ‘but’ right? You can buy this card here.

The ‘I’m quite enough’ Valentine’s Day card

Oh my goodness. This is too good. And too funny. And probably too true! You can buy this card here.

The ‘point of reference’ Valentine’s Day card

Funny Valentines Day card

I love this card, but my husband already knows this, ha! You can buy this card here.

The ‘if it wasn’t for Tinder’ Valentine’s Day card

Funny Valentines Day card

If you met on Tinder, then this is 100% the card for you. You can buy this card here.

The ‘mission accomplished’ Valentine’s Day card

Funny Valentines Day card ETSY

This sentiment is not to be sniffed at! You can buy this card here.

The ‘telling it like it is’ Valentine’s Day card

Funny Valentines Day card ETSY

This is still expressing love, right? You can buy this card here.

The’ food lovers’ Valentine’s Day card

Funny Valentines Day card ETSY

For some couples, it’s all about the food. You can buy this card here.

So which one is it to be? Impossible right? And for those of you who absolutely cannot get away with just a card, check out some of my top gift picks on Etsy.


This post contains affiliate links to ETSY and if your purchase any of these cards, at no extra cost to you, I will get a small (really small) commission.

About the author

Natasha Johnson

Natasha Johnson is an experienced Wedding Celebrant, blogger and writer on all things related to weddings, in particular wedding ceremonies. Her mission is life is to encourage couples to see the importance of their wedding ceremony and to get married in just the way they want to. Make sure you catch her on the Engaged and Ready Wedding Podcast, here or on iTunes and Stitcher.

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